Shhh! Don’t Talk To Me.

I went to Scruffy Duffy’s with my awesome ex-corrections-officer roommate to watch football and drink beer and eat wings and nachos and mozzerella sticks and jalepenos and play pool yesterday. All day. Life really doesn’t get much better than that. I saw a woman that was so drunk that I literally thought she was [...]

Smoking Bloomberg

A mammoth-ass thanks goes out to Warren for writing the first ever guest post on Pissed & Petty yesterday.
There was a huge response and the story is going viral.
A note about Warren, if you will: and you will.
Warren, in conjunction with a few other writers, has written a stage show that is currently running in [...]

The Messed Up-est Thing I’ve Ever Seen

At long last, Warren’s guest post:I don’t know about you, but I moved to New York to see fucked up shit.
And like most mid-westerners who moved here in the Guiliani era, I was immediately and extremely disappointed. I got over it though, and fell into a normal routine, spending my weekends drinking in the same [...]

Parker and Stone, what?

Southpark?
Hire this guy.
I’ve known this guy since middle school and he is wicked goddamn funny.
For the third time, I’d like to point my readers towards Inti Tayta. This time it is about one of his theories of a practical reality.
I can’t help but agree.
If you don’t think that every word of his post is fucking [...]

Craigslist Saved My Life

I got a computer!
…from a Craigslist ad.
I found a wicked awesome offer on a laptop today on Craigslist. It was a dude in my neighborhood that was trying to get rid of a nice laptop for about a third of the retail price. I called the guy and asked all of the appropriate questions (so [...]

Seriously, I Need a Computer

I’ve mentioned this before but didn’t receive a single response.
I’m going to try again.
I need a fucking computer. I don’t need anything too fancy. I’m looking to spend around $500. Less would be fantastic.
Laptop or desktop, I don’t really care.
If anyone in the NYC area is looking to get rid of their old computer, please [...]

Hodge Podge

I hung out with some wicked cool bloggers last weekend. Very fun. Great people.
Speaking of friends:
My best friend is at least 1.5 times the writer that I am. He will be writing a guest post today. Check back, it’s going to be good.
Hold your breath.

Rain, Rain, Go Away. Don’t Come Back.

Three things I would rather deal with than rain on a Friday in NYC:

Anyway, I’m headed down to “On The C” to have a few beers and shoot a couple games of pool if anyone wants to join me. It’s at Ave. C and 8th Street… basically.
Have a great weekend everyone!

Four Brothers

Ok, here’s another “we’re wasted and leaving the bar at 4am story.”
(the crowd cheers)
Three friends and I closed down the Raccoon Lodge on the upper west side last summer, and as usual we were twelve sheets to the wind.
It was myself, a friend named Trevor (tattoo artist), a guy named Jason (pasty/dessert chef at Serendipity) [...]

Our Nations Young(er) People

I was reading random blogs today and leaving weird/funny/chastising comments whenever applicable.
After wading through hours and pages of inane bullshit I finally found a post on a 12-year-old girl’s blog that I wanted to unload on.(no inuendo here)
Anyway, believe it or not, I’m not a total asshole so I left the poor girl alone.
It was [...]

Low Brow Brown Cow

I’m scraping the bottom of the blog barrel today in search of the lowest common denominator.
I don’t think it gets much lower than this:
My girlfriend told me specifically not to write about this, so of course it’s the first thing I do this morning.
Oh yeah, bring it on.
So my girlfriend started on a new diet [...]

Oh, The Humanity

I will be reading about the Seattle Craigslist debacle all day today.
It doesn’t get any better than this, folks.
Some guy named Jason in Seattle put up a fake Craigslist ad posing as a woman looking for some weird sex stuff with a man.
A couple hundred guys responded to Jason’s fake ad with pictures of themselves(some [...]

UPDATE: Pat Kachura, DMA

This is a follow up to Nancy-Boy Media.
Someone from the DMA just found my blog by way of a Google search for “Pat Kachura”, the slimeball liar SVP of Ethics/Consumer Affairs at the DMA. Ten bucks says the searcher is Pat herself.
Yeah, Hi Pat!
First of all, the words “Ethics” and “Direct Marketing Association” [...]

First Response Wins

I get tons of traffic from several different users all over the country that all work for these two companies.
Travis Correll & Company
Performance Systems International
As soon as someone shoots me an e-mail and explains it to me, I’ll take this post down so none of you get in trouble.
Are these companies just that big, or [...]

Corky-1, Ryan-0

I’m walking down Third Ave. on my lunch break, heading to the bank, when I see a big guy walking towards me who is swinging one arm rather enthusiastically with each step. With the sidewalk crowded, it becomes obvious that I’m going to have to walk right by this guy, building on one side, him [...]

Long Way Down

I do pretty stupid shit on a regular basis.
However…
My buddy Tynan of BetterThanYourBoyfriend.com put me to shame last weekend.
He installed a swing on the balcony of his high rise apartment. It swings out over the edge and drops down 200 feet. You guys have to see this. Pictures and all.
FYI, Tynan also designed the [...]

Existence Justified

I got an invitation to sit at the cool kids table.
My new blog buddy Kate invited me to a bar crawl later this month with all the cool kids of the highly incestuous NYC blogger scene. Yeah, wicked incestuous and bordering on cultish.
When I first started this site I wanted absolutely nothing to do with [...]

C.E. O-Yeah!

I start a new freelance job tomorrow working directly for a notorious advertising CEO.
This should be interesting.

Labour Like It’s $19.99

Have a good weekend everyone.
I will.