Subconscious: Your Contract is Under Review

-To: My Subconscious-Re: Last Night’s Dream
Dear My Subconscious:
You are going too far.
Your latest dream made me very uncomfortable.
I understand that when I am asleep you have a specific purpose in mind when you impose a dream upon me. I understand that this is your own special way of sorting things out and that’s cool, [...]

Girlfriend: Your Contract is Under Review

-To: My Girlfriend-Re: Your repeated attempts to cuddle while watching Ultimate Fighting Championship
Dear Girlfriend:
Have you ever been to a movie theatre to watch a movie that you were totally excited about, and then the big moment of the movie came and it really hit home with you and you started to cry? Then some jerk [...]

You Just Never Know

After the badass medieval festival at Fort Tryon last weekend, my roommate brought one of his friends over to hang out at the apartment.
My roommate is awesome, so I look forward to any of his company.

I am told that the friend is a doctor, an M.D. More specifically, he is a practicing substance abuse [...]

The Endeavor

(This is my first attempt at a “live blog”.)
It appears that online poker will soon be shut down in the good old free U.S. of A.
I logged into my online poker account today and surprisingly found $6 sitting there.
I now have a fucking mission.
The mission:
Turn $6 into $600 in 24 hours, playing poker… online.
This is [...]

No, I Am Not Dead

Sorry for slacking lately, everyone.
I haven’t felt like writing lately.
No reason really, just haven’t felt like it.
I’ll be back soon.
You can read the other blogs listed in my sidebar in the meantime.