Posted on April 28, 2008 by Ryan
As discussed in the previous entry, I am having a problem with a man in my apartment building who insists upon urinating out of his bedroom window, which shares a common ventilation shaft with my bedroom window.
Today is your lucky day ladies and gentlemen. Wait for it… wait for it…
I got a picture. (probably SFW, [...]
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Posted on April 24, 2008 by Ryan
There is a guy who lives on the same floor as me in my apartment building. The way the apartments are laid out, our bedrooms share a common ventilation shaft.
I have seen this man, late at night, completely naked, pissing out of his bedroom window into the shared ventilation shaft. I have seen this man [...]
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Posted on April 24, 2008 by Ryan
The upcoming video game “Limbo” looks like a breath of fresh air.
Watch the teaser.
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Posted on April 15, 2008 by Ryan
I accept birthday gifts in the following forms:
Zero Gravity Experiences
Loft Cubes
Drinks at Movida Nightclub, London
Fine Steaks
Maybachs
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Bare-Knuckle Cage Fights vs.:
Brandon “Greasy Bear” Davis
NY Assemblyman Sheldon Silver
Patricia Kachura
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Ivanka Trumps
Albino Ball Pythons*
White Rhinos** (NSFW)
Thanks in advance. E-mail me at Ryan@PissedAndPetty.com for my shipping address.
*Please provide proper documentation and care instructions for any Albino Ball Pythons.
**Please properly seal any [...]
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Posted on April 14, 2008 by Ryan
Take that stupid sticker off of your hat. You look ridiculous.
I work in advertising and marketing for major entertainment entities (TV, Film, Radio, etc.) in NYC. It is my job to wear a suit to work in order to dissect patterns of thought relating to modern trends among various demographics and advise companies on how [...]
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Posted on April 1, 2008 by Ryan
Rumor is, in order to make cash flow look better, NY State is holding out issuing tax refunds until after their fiscal year, ending March 31st. Today is the day after that day.
Has anyone received their NY State tax refund yet? `Cause I haven’t and I kinda need it, like, right now.
(my landlord totally agrees. [...]
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