Tennis Lessons

I played tennis today for the first time since I was seven years old. I learned the following three things:

I am not good at playing tennis.
If you smoke cigarettes(I do, unfiltered), playing tennis will damn near kill you.
Do not drink an entire quart of milk just minutes before playing tennis.

Olympic Observations: The Extended Live Weblog

[FOREWORD: This list is essentially an extended live-blog. Check back often for frequent updates.]
I, in tandem with my trusty DVR, am attempting to watch every single minute of the 2008 Olympic coverage across NBC, CNBC, MSNBC and USA Network in order. This is around 36 hours of footage per day. This undertaking should be an [...]

Life Lesson: Strippers -vs.- Regular Girls

At my buddy’s bachelor party this weekend, I learned an important lesson about the difference between strippers and regular girls.
(Scene: Interior. A popular strip club in Manhattan, NYC):
A stripper is sitting on my lap and grinding her lady-parts onto my man-parts. I’ve heard the kids call this a lap-dance.  Being the gentleman that I am, [...]