Posted on August 29, 2008 by Ryan
I played tennis today for the first time since I was seven years old. I learned the following three things:
I am not good at playing tennis.
If you smoke cigarettes(I do, unfiltered), playing tennis will damn near kill you.
Do not drink an entire quart of milk just minutes before playing tennis.
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Posted on August 12, 2008 by Ryan
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I, in tandem with my trusty DVR, am attempting to watch every single minute of the 2008 Olympic coverage across NBC, CNBC, MSNBC and USA Network in order. This is around 36 hours of footage per day. This undertaking should be an [...]
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Posted on August 5, 2008 by Ryan
At my buddy’s bachelor party this weekend, I learned an important lesson about the difference between strippers and regular girls.
(Scene: Interior. A popular strip club in Manhattan, NYC):
A stripper is sitting on my lap and grinding her lady-parts onto my man-parts. I’ve heard the kids call this a lap-dance. Being the gentleman that I am, [...]
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