My Halloween Costume: Part I

Today, I acquired the necessary materials for this year’s Halloween costume. What’s great is that I only spent $4.97 and I am certain that I will be a serious contender for “Best Costume”. 
Here’s the breakdown:

Thermal Shirt (white): $1.99
Stocking Cap (white):  $0.99
Duct Tape (red):          $1.99
Blue Jeans:                 [...]

Staten Island: Not Helping Themselves

I’ve decided that I’m going to actively pursue getting a license to operate a motorcycle in New York State and elsewhere. More about that later.
I came across this ad for a motorcycle on Craigslist today which at first I thought must be a joke. Upon subsequent readings, I’m pretty sure it’s authentic. God help Staten Island. [...]

IRS: The Mixup

As mentioned in my previous post, the IRS recently got in touch with me about some “substantial unreported income” from my 2005 Federal Return. This made me extremely nervous.
I called the IRS immediately to try to fix the situation. I was like Chunk from “The Goonies” with my hand halfway in the blender, ready to [...]