LOST : Episode, “Eggtown”

WARNING: SPOILERS.
Last night’s episode of LOST was pretty good, but at the same time, I’m pretty sure I misinterpreted the ending. Severely.
My girlfriend walked out of the room at the very end when Kate walked into her child’s bedroom, when we saw Kate’s son for the first time. As soon as they showed the first [...]

Romantic Vacation Cancelled: Instead, IHOP

My girlfriend had been talking about taking a mini vacation. The plan was to walk across the George Washington Bride to spend a nice weekend at the Fort Lee Hilton (now Doubletree). They have good restaurants, a fitness center, heated indoor pool, a nice lounge, excellent mattresses, etc. Oh, and a bar. Very important.
While discussing [...]

Really?

I was flipping channels late last night while my girlfriend was sitting next to me. She has an interest in fashion. I flipped right by a DKNY runway fashion show and my girlfriend begged me to turn it back so she could watch.
The conversation went something like this:
Her: Ooo! Ooo! Turn it back turn it [...]

Subconscious: Your Contract is Under Review

-To: My Subconscious-Re: Last Night’s Dream
Dear My Subconscious:
You are going too far.
Your latest dream made me very uncomfortable.
I understand that when I am asleep you have a specific purpose in mind when you impose a dream upon me. I understand that this is your own special way of sorting things out and that’s cool, [...]

Girlfriend: Your Contract is Under Review

-To: My Girlfriend-Re: Your repeated attempts to cuddle while watching Ultimate Fighting Championship
Dear Girlfriend:
Have you ever been to a movie theatre to watch a movie that you were totally excited about, and then the big moment of the movie came and it really hit home with you and you started to cry? Then some jerk [...]

Our Nations Young(er) People

I was reading random blogs today and leaving weird/funny/chastising comments whenever applicable.
After wading through hours and pages of inane bullshit I finally found a post on a 12-year-old girl’s blog that I wanted to unload on.(no inuendo here)
Anyway, believe it or not, I’m not a total asshole so I left the poor girl alone.
It was [...]

Low Brow Brown Cow

I’m scraping the bottom of the blog barrel today in search of the lowest common denominator.
I don’t think it gets much lower than this:
My girlfriend told me specifically not to write about this, so of course it’s the first thing I do this morning.
Oh yeah, bring it on.
So my girlfriend started on a new diet [...]

Boyfriend & Girlfriend: A Knowing Conversation

(This post is a serendipitous third installment of the “The Mace, The Axe and The Crowbar: A Love Story” series. If you are not familiar with the story, read it jerk. Everyone in the world thinks it is a great read.)
In hopes of making a long story short:
The former love of my life –the girl [...]

Mace, an Axe and a Crowbar: A Love Story, Part II

Read -Part I- first, if you haven’t already.
About a week later, I was waiting outside in the back of my school, standing on a curb waiting for my father to pick me up. I had stayed after school for an extra curricular activity of some sort so almost everyone on the school grounds was long [...]

Mace, an Axe and a Crowbar: A Love Story, Part I

When I was about thirteen years old, I was going rollerblading with a friend. We were heading across town to go to a cooler older kid’s house. He was Oklahoma City’s stunt rollerblading answer to Tony Hawk, at least in our eyes.
We got all of our gear together. Knee pads, Gatorade, a couple granola [...]