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Today, I acquired the necessary materials for this year’s Halloween costume. What’s great is that I only spent $4.97 and I am certain that I will be a serious contender for “Best Costume”.
Here’s the breakdown:
Thermal Shirt (white): $1.99
Stocking Cap (white): $0.99
Duct Tape (red): $1.99
Blue Jeans: [...]
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I am currently in Oklahoma visiting my family for the holidays, a far cry from my home in NYC.
The following is an exact quote directed towards me from one of my darling twin nieces, eleven years old:
“The land you live on may be worth ten million dollars, but the land I live on is worth [...]
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“Twas the week before Christmas when all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”
… because I smashed that bitch with my shoe right on the counter top and put it straight through the garbage disposal just to send a message to all his other mouse buddies who might have the [...]
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Re: The Declaration of Independene
Dear Britain:
Ha!
Best regards,
Ryan
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