Do What I Say

I found a blog today that is all about people writing stories in exactly six sentences. There, I found one of the best (see: like a punch in the gut) pieces of writing I have read since I can remember, and it’s only six sentences long.
Take a moment to check out Blind Date by [...]

What Have I Become?

Okay, damnit. I haven’t posted on my blog since February.
Right when I came back, I checked my traffic stats as any good blogger would.
We have a problem… besides the stunning lack of traffic. What’s the problem?
Do me a favor. Run a google search for “pooping grannies”. What’s the first result?
Yep, thanks to this post, [...]

Shhh! Don’t Talk To Me.

I went to Scruffy Duffy’s with my awesome ex-corrections-officer roommate to watch football and drink beer and eat wings and nachos and mozzerella sticks and jalepenos and play pool yesterday. All day. Life really doesn’t get much better than that. I saw a woman that was so drunk that I literally thought she was [...]

Smoking Bloomberg

A mammoth-ass thanks goes out to Warren for writing the first ever guest post on Pissed & Petty yesterday.
There was a huge response and the story is going viral.
A note about Warren, if you will: and you will.
Warren, in conjunction with a few other writers, has written a stage show that is currently running in [...]

Parker and Stone, what?

Southpark?
Hire this guy.
I’ve known this guy since middle school and he is wicked goddamn funny.
For the third time, I’d like to point my readers towards Inti Tayta. This time it is about one of his theories of a practical reality.
I can’t help but agree.
If you don’t think that every word of his post is fucking [...]

Inti Tayta -vs.- Airport Security

I was going to write a post about a blood boiling experience I had at the bank last week, but I’m not going to do that anymore… at least not right now.
Instead, I’ll point you once again to Inti Tayta: Welcome Home. Read about his most recent trip to the airport. It’s way funnier than [...]

I Am Not Smart

I have always prided myself on being a fairly intelligent person, both book-wise and street-wise. I can read big words and I can count pretty high. I know lots of random shit. I am able to assess and analyze a problem with which I’m completely unfamiliar, and realize a near optimal solution on a regular [...]

Some Highly Entertaining Shit.

I found the below blog a couple days ago:
BetterThanYourBoyfriend.com.
I can’t decide which I want more, for this author to be my best friend for eternity, or if I want to wait for him to pull a replica firearm on me at which point I would be legally allowed to kick the ever loving [...]