What Have I Become?

Okay, damnit. I haven’t posted on my blog since February.
Right when I came back, I checked my traffic stats as any good blogger would.
We have a problem… besides the stunning lack of traffic. What’s the problem?
Do me a favor. Run a google search for “pooping grannies”. What’s the first result?
Yep, thanks to this post, [...]

New Features & Connecting the Dots

Yeah, ok. I haven’t written in a while.
Fucking sue me.
As previously mentioned, I’ve been busy trying to research ways to make this site cooler.
I succeeded in taking a couple of small steps.
If you look at the address bar in your browser or browser tab, you should see the Pissed&Petty crab icon to the left. How [...]

Three Steps Back (at least)

(this post is not funny.)
“Pissed & Petty” is growing up, folks.
I started this blog as a way to kill time from 9-5 and it has since turned into, well, a bonified monster. As such, I decided that I am going to start taking serious steps to kick this website up to the next level.
I [...]

Craigslist Saved My Life

I got a computer!
…from a Craigslist ad.
I found a wicked awesome offer on a laptop today on Craigslist. It was a dude in my neighborhood that was trying to get rid of a nice laptop for about a third of the retail price. I called the guy and asked all of the appropriate questions (so [...]

Seriously, I Need a Computer

I’ve mentioned this before but didn’t receive a single response.
I’m going to try again.
I need a fucking computer. I don’t need anything too fancy. I’m looking to spend around $500. Less would be fantastic.
Laptop or desktop, I don’t really care.
If anyone in the NYC area is looking to get rid of their old computer, please [...]

Ah crap.

My computer is broken for real now.
The operating system won’t start.
I’m writing from a friends computer to inform everyone that posts will be very spotty until I get a new computer, which may be a while.
Maybe I can get a friend to guest post in the meantime.
Keep checking in, we’ll make it work [...]

Irreconcilable Differences

Ever since my computer started hanging out with Limewire, I’ve noticed my computer has had a change in friends, is lazy and irrational, spends more time alone and has bloodshot eyes on a regular basis.
A few nights ago, my computer decided for the last time that it didn’t want to do what I was asking [...]

America’s Next Top Graphic Artist

If any of my readers are graphic artists, professional or amateur, and care to take the time to submit a title graphic for this blog, I would really appreciate it.
I try to pretend that I know what I’m doing with my Serif Photo Plus application, but have been unable to create a graphic to [...]

Whatever Floats Your Boat

As this blog gains popularity, it seems to be climbing the search engine ladder.
These are some interesting search terms with which people have found my smashing ass blog.
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Google: Awesome Shit. I can’t argue with this one.
Google: [...]

World Blogger Championship of Poker

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!
This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 7712767

It should be really fun.
They’re giving away nine seats to the main event at the World Series of Poker.
I want a seat. Wicked bad.
I’ll let everyone [...]