To quote Joe Rogan:

Wow, I never imagined having a reason to say that. Anyway…
You know the anti-marijuana TV ad they play now where the dog is telling the girl that he doesn’t like it when she smokes weed? Here’s what Joe Rogan has to say about that commercial. I found it to be pretty hilarious.
I ripped the [...]

Low Brow Brown Cow

I’m scraping the bottom of the blog barrel today in search of the lowest common denominator.
I don’t think it gets much lower than this:
My girlfriend told me specifically not to write about this, so of course it’s the first thing I do this morning.
Oh yeah, bring it on.
So my girlfriend started on a new diet [...]

First Response Wins

I get tons of traffic from several different users all over the country that all work for these two companies.
Travis Correll & Company
Performance Systems International
As soon as someone shoots me an e-mail and explains it to me, I’ll take this post down so none of you get in trouble.
Are these companies just that big, or [...]

You Should Thank Me.

If you’re one of the people who reads my blog every day, would it kill you to leave a comment every now and then or maybe shoot me an e-mail to thank me for entertaining your boring ass every day.
I mean really. This shit doesn’t write itself, ya know. It’s a lot of work.
Yeah, I’m [...]