Global Warming: Explained By Some Jerk Who Has No Idea What He’s Talking About.

Forget everything you’ve ever heard about the causes of global warming.

Hole in the ozone? EPA? My ass.

I don’t know anything about this subject, but the following is common sense if you have a middle-school education.

This is my well uninformed opinion–

Omitting several technicalities:
1)Gravity exists.

2)Earth is within the Sun’s gravitational pull, thus Earth is always moving closer to the Sun.

3)Earth gets warmer because the Sun is wicked fucking hot.

Am I completely off base here?

If you think this big ass ball of fire(pictured above) wouldn’t love to devour each and every entity(see: sitting duck) in its orbit, you are insane.


4 Responses

  1. brilliant…i vote for you, bush.

  2. fuck you douchebag

  3. Other than a few details of the Ricci heat flow equations on the time-normalized spatio-thermal manifold, I’d say that’s pretty accurate.

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