For some reason I woke up wicked early this morning and couldn’t go back to sleep.
It’s Saturday and I woke up bright eyed at 7:30am.
I went into the kitchen to retrieve my lighter that I had left on the stove the night before so I could smoke my good morning cigarette.
I heard the TV on in the living room and realized my roommate(whom I have had a couple problems with) was already awake too.
I poked my head in and the following conversation commenced.
Me: “Hey man, what are you doing up this early?”
Roommate: “I don’t know. I just woke up and I couldn’t go back to sleep.”
Me: “Weird, me too. Hey, I’m going downstairs to grab a sixer. You want anything?”
Roommate:(laughing) “So, you’re just going to drink yourself back to sleep?”
Me: “Exactly. Why, is that weird?”
Roommate: “I’ll take Corona.”