Existence Justified

I got an invitation to sit at the cool kids table.

My new blog buddy Kate invited me to a bar crawl later this month with all the cool kids of the highly incestuous NYC blogger scene. Yeah, wicked incestuous and bordering on cultish.

When I first started this site I wanted absolutely nothing to do with that scene. It was such a turn off for me to read these people’s blog posts about their own blog and stupid shit like that. All the name dropping/linking of their blog friends in every pointless post irritated the shit out of me.

I still feel this way.

But, I’m actually looking forward to this get together.

I look forward to meeting the people I read everyday, like Larry and Chris and Payj and several others.

I also look forward to meeting some people whose blogs I don’t read but probably should.

Larry is one of the reasons I started a blog in the first place. Thanks to his blogroll, my third post ever was picked up by Gawker.

Speaking of Gawker, Heather seems like a doll.

Even though Chris totally blew it on Cash Cab, I’m sure he’s a decent human being that I won’t hate. His blog is really fun. Of course if MySpace is any indicator, we’re already ‘friends’.

Last but certainly not least, I am so totally excited about giving Alice a hard time in person. Pulling her pigtails over the internet has lost its charm.

I’ll let everyone know how it went and who I slept with.

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4 Responses

  1. Dude, I am totally not wearing pigtails now.

  2. Betty/Alice,

    A pony-tail would suffice.

  3. Thanks for reading me everyday. Must get boring since I’ve really sucked at blogging recently. You can meet me any time. I’m very accessible and nearly gay. I went to college with Kate, but we never spoke. Then we sang in a band, but it wasn’t an incest band.

    -b

  4. Oh come on, Brian. It totally was an incest band.

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