This Really Happens

A story from work the other night:

Sometimes I work nights as a poker dealer. My boss’s name is Mike.

Me: Hey, Mike! C’mere for a second.

Boss: Yeah?

Me: Who’s the new girl?

Boss: Which one?

Me: The hot one setting up that blackjack table.

Boss: Which one?

Me: The one in the corner.

Boss: That’s my daughter…

Me: (silent)

Boss: …and she’s sixteen.

Me: (gulp)

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5 Responses

  1. hehehe…nice one!

    Did your throat make an over exaggerated gulping noise?

    -amber

  2. And then the dad said, “My daughter is worth as many bullets as I can put in the air.”

  3. Jolly entertaining blog old bean! Will read one again.

  4. haha, one of those priceless moments.

  5. Did he add: “you’re fired!” like Trump?

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