Posted on July 31, 2007 by The Author
Okay, damnit. I haven’t posted on my blog since February.
Right when I came back, I checked my traffic stats as any good blogger would.
We have a problem… besides the stunning lack of traffic. What’s the problem?
Do me a favor. Run a google search for “pooping grannies”. What’s the first result?
Yep, thanks to this post, my blog is the #1 search result for “pooping grannies”.
Wait, I think this might be something to be proud of.
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Posted on July 27, 2007 by The Author
I was flipping channels late last night while my girlfriend was sitting next to me. She has an interest in fashion. I flipped right by a DKNY runway fashion show and my girlfriend begged me to turn it back so she could watch.
The conversation went something like this:
Her: Ooo! Ooo! Turn it back turn it back pleeeeease!
Me: Why? You can see this in any department store.
Her: No, don’t even start. I know way more about this than you. I like really like “Dackney” clothes.
Wait, what? Really?
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