Okay, damnit. I haven’t posted on my blog since February.
Right when I came back, I checked my traffic stats as any good blogger would.
We have a problem… besides the stunning lack of traffic. What’s the problem?
Do me a favor. Run a google search for “pooping grannies”. What’s the first result?
Yep, thanks to this post, my blog is the #1 search result for “pooping grannies”.
Wait, I think this might be something to be proud of.