What Have I Become?

Okay, damnit. I haven’t posted on my blog since February.

Right when I came back, I checked my traffic stats as any good blogger would.

We have a problem… besides the stunning lack of traffic. What’s the problem?

Do me a favor. Run a google search for “pooping grannies”. What’s the first result?

Yep, thanks to this post, my blog is the #1 search result for “pooping grannies”.

Fuck.

Wait, I think this might be something to be proud of.

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One Response

  1. like it? hate it? who fucking cares…we’re just glad you’re back…kinda.

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