Happy Birthday To Me!


I accept birthday gifts in the following forms:



Thanks in advance. E-mail me at Ryan@PissedAndPetty.com for my shipping address.

*Please provide proper documentation and care instructions for any Albino Ball Pythons.
**Please properly seal any White Rhinos and sink in a shampoo bottle to avoid customs detection.

7 Responses

  1. I see that you worked in advertising even as a baby, Mr. BMW.

    Happy Birthday!

  2. Do you want to fight Silver, or would you like someone else to do so?

    I’m up for both.

    Happy Birthday!

  3. @Eric: Damn straight. I was born for this shit.

    @Todd: Silver’s ass is mine, son.

  4. That hat is fantastic.

    Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! (April 15 was my sister’s bday too!)

  5. @brooklyn gal: Thanks, yo. Glad to know there’s another tax baby in the group.

  6. belated birthday greetings.

    may you never reach the point in life where you are like the like the main man at a funeral… wishing you were a guest, and not the person responsible for the gathering.

  7. @quin: It’s going to be an uphill battle.

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