Tennis Lessons

I played tennis today for the first time since I was seven years old. I learned the following three things:

  • I am not good at playing tennis.
  • If you smoke cigarettes(I do, unfiltered), playing tennis will damn near kill you.
  • Do not drink an entire quart of milk just minutes before playing tennis.
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4 Responses

  1. Man, that last one is harsh. Did you get sick?

  2. Well, I didn’t feel right for the rest of the day, that’s for sure.

  3. ahahahahaha.

    oh, and don’t drink orange juice, either.

  4. Did you try smoking while you were playing? It works.

    I broke my left collarbone in two places in high school. While the clavicle strap was too confining to allow a 2-handed backstroke, it did free up a hand to smoke with.

    I’m talking weed, not tobacco, but the motion involved is the same. I recommend it. It makes shitty over-strokes and net balls way funnier.

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