Staten Island: Not Helping Themselves

I’ve decided that I’m going to actively pursue getting a license to operate a motorcycle in New York State and elsewhere. More about that later.

I came across this ad for a motorcycle on Craigslist today which at first I thought must be a joke. Upon subsequent readings, I’m pretty sure it’s authentic. God help Staten Island. The picture is hilarious but the text takes the cake.

i got this 93 cb 600 its fun but i still dont have a lisence and i got chased yestaday so i dun rele think its a good thing for mee to keep i bougt it on june 2nd went to jjail june 6 came home on the 9th october and it has new michlen tires on itt … i paid 2500 for the bike and 250 for the tires so i geuss 2700 or beest offer call bobby 

Bobby is quite a salesman.

Here’s the full ad.

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