*Paging* Patrick Rubiano… Patrick Rubiano, please pick up the nearest Internets.

Dear Patrick,

Before proceeding, please take a moment to honor your nearest internets for bringing this message to you. My Personal Internets have worked long and hard to ensure that The Google brings my messages to you.

Are you still in Poland? We all miss you and we want to hear from you.

Please respond to me privatley with your contact information and your favortie Pollock joke.

Love you, dude.