A table of nine players.
Myself and eight others.
All nine players are in my way.
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A table of nine players.
Myself and eight others.
All nine players are in my way.
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Bicycle Races : Poker Games.
Bicycle race:
I know that my legs are stronger than anyone else in this race. I know that I’m a better bike handler than anyone else in this race.
Statistically, I should win.
I have $1000 for three (3) races this weekend in which I’ve invested $333.33 per race against complete amateurs.
If I stay safe,pick my spots carefully and race like a seasoned racer — I’ll should win.
If I get too close to the back wheel of an amateur who doesn’t know what they’re doing — I could get my front wheel clipped and crash hard… injured to the point where I can’t continue for the next two races.
It’s best to give up that stage of the race and pick a better spot to win on the next stage or the race — when the ‘wheel-clipper’ is at the back of the peleton. .
Poker game:
I know that I’m better than everyone else in this game. I know that I have more patience than everyone else in this game.
I have $1000 for three (3) games this weekend in which I’ve invested $333.33 per game against idiots.
If I stay safe and play like a seasoned player — I’ll should win.
If I start calling-down an amateur who is trying to prove themselves — I could get my whole stack taken.
It’s best to fold and take advantage of their bravado the next hand.
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Interviewer: “What is your greatest weakness?”
Applicant: “Dignity.”
Interviewer: “Dignity? I don’t think dignity is a weakness.”
Applicant: “My greatest weakness is that I can’t bring myself to work for a company which hires HR people who would ask such an amateur question in a professional interview.”
Interviewer: …
Applicant: “I’ll show myself out now.”
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