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  1. amber in colorado, on October 6, 2007 at 11:25 pm said:

    So…I had a crazy dream about you, and I thought I would share.
    We were in NY and you were trying to sell whales on the black market, and you were transporting them through flooded abandoned subway tunnels that ran under the real subways. I wanted in on the deal, but you weren’t letting me, so I kept breaking in to these seeding hotel rooms that resembled a gym locker room and rummaging through your clothing. At one point I caught up to you and the whales and I could see them through the grate in the ground and then you pointed a gun in my face and I told you you couldn’t shot me because it was my friends birthday and I had to jump out of a cake, and that they won’t pay me if I have a bullet wound. Then you took me in to another locker room type place and you and 3 other guys were playing poker and I was trying to dig through your locker while you fought with a guy about cards and you had all this whale camo…and I don’t know why it made it whale camo, but it obviously was something normal to have.
    Then you got pissed that I was digging in your locker and you took me out in the tunnels (because these locker rooms were all next to the tunnels) and you were going to throw me in until flashlights and voices began chasing us. So you pulled out this pitch pipe that you would play to make the whales follow you through the tunnels and we just started running forever and voices got closer as we changed tunnels and bullets kept whizzing by and you kept shooting back, and then the tunnel ended and we had to either jump in to the hole where the whales were or get shot, so we jumped, and it was forever until we hit the water….

    Woke up sweating and I mean like completely soaked.
    Watch your back…the whale police are on to you…

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  2. James Goodwin, on September 17, 2008 at 12:20 pm said:

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  3. Ben, on April 7, 2009 at 5:48 am said:

    Hey Ryan,

    I recently came across a post of yours from 2006 regarding a trip you had planned to North Brother Island. Did you ever end up going? I’m going to be in NYC this October and I’m totally going to try and worm my way to the island.

    Ben

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