Happy Holidays

“Twas the week before Christmas when all through the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.”

… because I smashed that bitch with my shoe right on the counter top and put it straight through the garbage disposal just to send a message to all his other mouse buddies who might have the gall to sit right in front of my face and eat out of the grease trap of my George Foreman Grill while there’s a salmon steak cooking on it and I’m trying to finely chop garlic two inches away on that same counter top.

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”

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