As discussed in the previous entry, I am having a problem with a man in my apartment building who insists upon urinating out of his bedroom window, which shares a common ventilation shaft with my bedroom window.
Today is your lucky day ladies and gentlemen. Wait for it… wait for it…
I got a picture. (probably SFW, no promises)
You’ll see that I was able to isolate the portion of the image with the man in his window. I blew it up, adjusted some basic levels and contrast and was able to salvage an almost discernible image of the man.
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PissedAndPetty.com 
Um, wow. I’m going to think of this every single time I visit PISSEDandpetty.com.
@DrunkBrunch: I try not to stray too far from the path.
So whatcha gonna do with it?!?!?
@brooklyn gal: I’m going to use it as a last resort. When I confront him, I expect him to deny the whole thing. I will then inform him that I have a picture to prove it. After that, if I catch him window-peeing again, the picture is going up around the building. Being that he’s the general manager of the pharmacy across the street, I don’t expect things to go that far. Hopefully, for the readers’ sake, they will though.
oh, that was my idea! i had it posted on the wrong entry, but, yeah!
do it.
He’s the manager of a pharmacy?! Dude, just show up at the pharmacy and call him out! If he says or does anything appropriate on the job, he can have his pharmacy license revoked! :)
with that photo…you have become one powerful man Mr. [redacted]. congrats…and don’t forget about your fans when you become president of the world.
@Todd: I was thinking more along the lines of extorting some class-A drugs out of him. Now Hiring: “Street-Level Distribution Professionals”
@quin browne: Great minds think alike.
@Amberlina: If you could only see the crazy-evil look in my eyes.
That is so inappropriate! And dare I ask…where does it end? Or to put it in a less delicate way: does he take dumps out the window too? Even if that’s the case, I’m not sure if you’d be able to photograph it, since there’s a very good chance that the lens would shatter, much in the way that a heavy-duty lens is required to photograph Star Jones (pre and POST-stomach-stapling surgery…yeah I said it).
PS: I don’t know how you found me, but thanks for the link :-)
@romi41: I’m pretty drunk so I can’t top your Star Jones zinger.
In regards to how I found you, somebody on writing.com has us both linked. I don’t know who or why.